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Kordakh 新手上路
注册时间: 2010-02-25 帖子: 5 来自: USA
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发表于: 2010年2月26日17:39时 发表主题: What is wrong with my laptop ? |
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fghi437 出神入化
注册时间: 2009-04-18 帖子: 767
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发表于: 2010年3月12日21:20时 发表主题: THE MAGIC FROG |
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A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope." The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."
The man?s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!"Nike tn _________________ Nike |
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fghi437 出神入化
注册时间: 2009-04-18 帖子: 767
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发表于: 2010年4月15日1:34时 发表主题: Le café est la perte des produits meilleur rapport poids |
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perte OL poids du café est devenu à la mode d'avoir une famille à perdre du poids, cette méthode de perte de poids pour le café de perdre du poids, nous avons tous accepté, le régime alimentaire du café est d'utiliser la caféine contenue dans le café, cinq tasses de café par jour peut atteindre une perte de poids bonne .
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fghi437 出神入化
注册时间: 2009-04-18 帖子: 767
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发表于: 2010年4月22日1:48时 发表主题: X-Games skier remembered for pushing limits |
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OLYMPIC VALLEY, Calif. - Current Olympians and others in the ski community on Thursday mourned the loss of professional free skier C.R. Johnson, who died in a fall while skiing a steep chute at California’s Squaw Valley.
Johnson, 26, who has competed in the Winter X Games, was skiing with a group of friends Wednesday afternoon when he fell while trying to negotiate a “very, very tight, rocky area,” said Jim Rogers, a member of the Lake Tahoe-area resort’s ski patrol.
He fell face-first, then spun around and struck the back of his head on rocks in the Light Towers area of the resort. Johnson was wearing a helmet, but Rogers said the helmet took a serious blow.
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